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Jesus
United Airlines flight 4322 was delayed on the
tarmac for over 45 minutes when Jesus resorted
to consuming all 250 of his fellow passengers. Jesus
to this day still defends his actions. "I skipped breakfast
that day."-Jesus. What would Jesus do? Eat you.
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